Fancy Restaurant

Here is the full story of my adventures with a fancy restaurant.

We arrive late... fashionably late

I walk in and see an (creepy) elderly woman so i be polite and hold open the door. This is before i see her face.

I see a lot of people surrounding some attraction so i see what is the matter, but as soon as I see it i wish i hadn't. Its a scary looking doll that has already given me multiple nightmares

I am a wee bit' underdressed for the occasion but then I see a creepy Snooki look-a-like

The snooki look-a-like

There is a small child who seems to be making out with the carpet.

His hair makes him look like Shawn White

I see some italian men who have a conversation in a language I call "hat-tippity boopity-boppyish"

We finally get our seat and I am already disappointed. There is a table mat but it doesn't have any maze, crayons or word searches. I am disappoint.

I eat bread quietly...

 The waiter comes up and asks "is everything to your liking" i always say yes but i secretly have always wanted to say no and proceed to angrily yell gibberish at him until i am "escorted" out of the restaurant.

We order this "tower" of food expecting something small but then they bring us this.

We order dessert but after that tower it seems so big I had a mini-stroke

When we leave I notice the music and I suddenly feel the need to skat so I do and we drive home in silence.


P.S.S. Most likely no post for a while. VACATION